Lonely London Lad Contest #13: Win A Free Stay In The Boot (Trunk) of LLL's Rolls Royce
Live Like Landed Gentry in the Boot of LLL's Rolls
We have a winner! After weeks spent evaluating the applications of countless prospective boot inhabitants, and eliminating most simply because they had not bought sufficient swag from our shop, didn't flatter us, and/or seemed like their stay in the boot would be too long and arduous for us to maintain... we are pleased to announce the winner, a candidate who was clearly the winner simply by virtue of his unmatched support of LLL: Skyler, aka Space Wanderer, who has (seriously) bought 5 copies of our double-CD debut, and no less than 11 art shirts! Skyler is the ultimate fan, and a great chap to boot (and to boot)! And, standing at 6'4", he will surely be able to make the most of the capacious interior of the Rolls boot. We wish to welcome Skyler to our boot, and to thank him publicly for his extraordinary friendship and support of all things LLL.
Who hasn't dreamed of living in the boot (trunk) of Lonely London Lad's Rolls Royce? Well, now you have a chance of having an extended stay there, completely free of charge!* (Update: Due to popular demand, you may have to share the boot with one or two others).
Simply write a short essay explaining why you wish to take up residence in the boot, and why you would be a good candidate. LLL shall choose the best candidate in a completely unfair and subjective process of elimination. To make it even more unfair, those who also purchase goods from our secure shop will receive preferential consideration.
The spacious interior of LLL's boot is comparable in size to a studio apartment in New York City or a two-bedroom flat in Tokyo. You'll be completely enveloped in luxury, ensconsed in tradition, and positively spoiled (quite possibly spoiled rotten). Step up to the next level of real estate -- Step down to LLL's boot.
In boot real estate, it's all about location:
Submit your heartfelt plea via my contact form.
Small print (not so small, really)
- Marmite and spring water shall be provided through a crack on an irregular basis at no charge.- Length of your stay will depend on your staying power. You will need to find a good position and tolerate some discomfort, irregular nourishment, as well as an absence of sanitary facilities (however, the boot is quite large, so you will likely find a "good spot" for such business).
- Due to the vintage nature of LLL's 1954 Rolls Royce, there is no internal unlocking mechanism in the boot, so you will not be able to release yourself from the boot; but that's all part of the fun, isn't it?
- In the spirit of full disclosure, it should be noted that the last occupant expired (of natural causes, more or less) whilst living in the boot.
Rules
1. You must submit your answer via my contact form.2. You must agree to being horribly exploited if you win: I will post your profile picture, your first name, and a link to your MySpace page here.
3. The contest closes once it is won.
4. * You will need to fly to Los Angeles and take a taxi to LLL's mansion, all at your own expense, before taking up residence in the boot.
-LLL
