MySpace Comments I Wish I Had Replied To
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Preface to the List
I get more comments on MySpace than I can personally reply to, which I regret, since there are many I wish I had replied to. Most of those are kind, thoughtful, witty ones, like "you cats have the most original and creative sound I've heard in a long long time", but there are others that just beg for a zinger in reply.
So here's a list of comments that I wish I had zinged back, but alas was too polite, and too busy, to do so. It's all in good fun, no malice intended.
Comments I Wish I Had Replied To
| Comment | My Reply |
|---|---|
| Thank you for the friendship, Please look us up for your next custom handbag! | It's funny you should mention that, because my current custom handbag is getting a bit frayed. |
| Do you guys follow Satan or something? | We don't follow him, but he did produce some of our tracks. |
| WTF, are you a band or a business? | Both? |
| What a sad song!!!!!!!!!! why? | We can't all be Osmonds. |
| Hey :) idk if you remember me, i'm Diana. We used to chill back in the day @ Pueblo :D | I think you may have the wrong Lonely London Lad. |
| lonely london lad??? i never heard this name b4??? | We used to be "Lonely London Lads" (with an "s"); that's probably why the name doesn't ring a bell. |
| do i no u? | know yew donut |
| New song "Decieveing Bitch" up off the Prenupt EP | I thought that track was already on your "Miss Ogyny" EP?? |
| your music is definitely not the same as sigur ros | To rectify that, we will henceforth sing all songs in Icelandic. |
| Love your voice & your jacket !! Kiss... | Why thank you, I got both off the same rack. |
| how many members in band? | Before or after the sex change? |
| Free album download on the music section of my page! | My time isn't free |
| dont be a stranger;they qet deleted | Now that sounds like a "Mafia Wars" line. |
| your music is interesting, but i really love it | When did "interesting" become a negative word? |
| Wow,you just deleted a song that was #1 on my profile. I absolutely adored it and was happy to help promote it. Then you decided to just remove it and now I can't play it on my profile. What a(n) f-bag. You are deleted. Buh bye. | Yes, I replaced that demo track with the album version. |
| i think i just fell in love. | Get up. |
| More drum solos please. | But we don't have any drum solos. |
| Hi guy!From the very depth of the Hell I'm sending you my bloodred sparkling gothic bites and kissess...Awaiting for Halloween...For me is Halloween every day!!! | Non-American goths have a charming way of writing. |
| Death Knight Available Now ... | It's about bluddy time -- where on earth has he been? |
| love the songs & love ur t-shirt can i get a free t-shirt?? | I'll just mail you a 20 dollar bill. It'd be the same thing, but at least I'd save on postage. |
| if you guys need a real drummer let me know | You just offended our surreal drummer |
| I've temporarily dropped the price on my Impeach Obama Tees, get one today! | Let's hope he really screws up so you can raise the price again! |
| in fact i find the tunes to be hyperhedonically pleasing...reminiscent of cathartic acid trips in which i failed to astrally project myself into the dreams of future world leaders to defenestrate their fears. | That's a good thing, right? |
| hey guys starting today cappucinos and lattes are only $2. Hurry and take advntage before this offer expires! | Count me in -- I've just booked my flight. |
For more wicked English-style humour, here's a music video for your viewing pleasure... There's also quite a large pile of rubbish in my glob.
